dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

(via totheinternetandbeyond)

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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(via beyoncevevo)

reallylameblog:

crayolaeyebrows:

What does tfw mean

Titty Fuck Wario

(via coughdropping)

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio, via dinofarts)

ruinedchildhood:

In first period tomorrow like

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

smoek weed err day

(Source: mikerowsoft, via beyoncevevo)

oldschoolnickelodeon:

2005-2014

(via orgasm)

marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

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remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

(via once-upon-a-tardis-blue-impala)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via iwillmindfuckyou)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via iwillmindfuckyou)

(via orgasm)

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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(via jesuschristvevo)

maliciousmelons:

"talk dirty to me"

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(via not-ur-average-teenager)

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

(via not-ur-average-teenager)