relahvant:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

hillary clinton

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bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

(via intensional)

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drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(Source: neptunain, via sniffing)

likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

(via joshpeck)

keasbeydays:

So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.

I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.

(via heart)

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

(via heart)

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via heart)

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

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ruinedchildhood:

Quality Childrens Programming.

(via livlurhal)

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sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg

(via intensional)